which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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