I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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