Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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