i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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