Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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