"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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