What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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I need you to use more vowels.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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