Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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