this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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