We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This is classic penis vs brain.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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