lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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