I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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