Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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