everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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