Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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