It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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