Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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