ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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