Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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