i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my sisters under your porch take her home
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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