I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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