Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
