Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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