Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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(310): View more from California

I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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(360): View more from Washington

on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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(914): View more from New York

Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?

(303): View more from Colorado

They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated

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