I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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