hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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