Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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