I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
don't judge my taste in strippers
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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