i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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