was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My bed smells like the plague
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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