Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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