New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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