I CAN MOONWALK!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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