dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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