Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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