Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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