Dual....:-)
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
