I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You coming home soon, man?
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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