I don't usually arrange sex via text message
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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