So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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