they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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