Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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