Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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