so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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