I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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