life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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