Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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