so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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