The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
