dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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