honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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