I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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