I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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