he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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