Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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