Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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